Keep It Up Downstairs

When Cockshute Towers is threatened with bankruptcy, its oversexed inhabitants attempt various money-making schemes. With everyone - masters, mistresses, servants - endlessly bedding everyone else it is no wonder Cockshute Castle is bankrupt. A marriage of convenience for the son or daughter of the house with someone wealthy is called for, unless the son's newly invented thin india rubber membrane has some use. —Jeremy Perkins {J-26}