Naughty Girls on the Loose

Custer Firkeshaw, the owner of a girlie magazine, stands to inherit a fortune...IF he can get married and have a baby within a year. When he (and his relatives) find out from his doctor that he only has 13 more...uh, attempts-at-procreating left in him, the relatives set out to ensure that he uses them all up, so that they can inherit the property. In this silly soft-core sex comedy, Tony Kenyon is Custer Firkeshaw, the owner of a girlie magazine. He stands to inherit a fortune...IF he can get married and have a baby within a year. When he (and his relatives) find out from his doctor that he only has 13 more...uh, attempts-at-procreating left in him, the relatives set out to ensure that he uses them all up, so that they can inherit the property. The hedonistic magazine owner and middle-aged pornographer Custer Firkinshaw has led the life of a carefree bachelor for most of his life. He learns that he is the chosen heir of his wealthy Uncle Charlie, but only on the condition that he will marry and have a child within a year following his uncle's death. Custer visits a doctor to learn whether he is fertile enough to father children. Due to his oversexed lifestyle, Custer is diagnosed to be nearly infertile. He only has enough sperm for 13 attempts at fertilizing a woman. If he fails in all of them, the inheritance will be distributed to his other relatives. While Custer tries to find a suitable bride to impregnate, his greedy Aunt Sophie hires a small army of female mercenaries to seduce him into wasting his sperm. The girls pose as cat burglars, "lost" neighbors , and meter inspectors in order to get Custer to sleep with them.